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FIC : Harry Potter's Bloke - NC-17 - by shocolate 
3rd-Sep-2006 10:55 pm [2006, nc-17, round 3, shocolate]
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Title: Harry Potter's Bloke
Author: shocolate
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Words: 4600
Rating: NC-17

Written for wave three of the Third hprwfqf.

POST-WAR 07. When Harry comes out of the closet all the Wizarding World assumes that he and Ron are a couple, even though they aren't...aren't they?

Betaed, ever so quickly, by belovedranger - I don't know how she is so fast – she lives in the past – she's seven hours behind me – she gets it done well before I even send it to her!

Harry Potter's Bloke
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4th-Sep-2006 08:16 pm (UTC)

Confused!Ron is always good.

Having an extra seven hours in a day is cheating!
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4th-Sep-2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
It sums up my philosophy, yes.
3rd-Sep-2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
this is just perfect. exactly the way i imagine them together.
4th-Sep-2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
That is why they are together, yes.

Thank you.
3rd-Sep-2006 10:24 pm (UTC)

Ok.. um... that was a squee of erm.... embarassing proportions, and I never actually use the word 'squee'.

So much love for this fic, bless Ron, he's so thick sometimes! (but unerringly wonderful)

4th-Sep-2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
Yay- I caused embarrassing!squee!!!
3rd-Sep-2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
SO NICE!! It's a different way of writing I've never read before :) I love everyone thinking they were a couple... and Ron's father quote is soooo sweet!
Maybe I missed a bit more of UST but anyways is a very original and nice fic!
4th-Sep-2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
3rd-Sep-2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
absolutely fantastic! the angst on rons part and the humour. incredibly touching! this is definately being added to my fave fics! :)
4th-Sep-2006 08:19 pm (UTC)
oooh - thank you!!
3rd-Sep-2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
I love this.

I love "oh dear god" and silently supportive Weasleys and Hermione "pining" for Ron...oh, dear, yes, I like this very much.
3rd-Sep-2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
Oh...and the moment where Harry thought of having Ron inside him and his eyes went big and round and awed...yes.
3rd-Sep-2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
♥ So adorable, so funny, so romantic, so shocolate

It's a good thing that Hermione can talk some sense into Ron, and Ron can talk some sense into Harry, otherwise they'd get into such a muddle.
4th-Sep-2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
Hermione always has to sort them out!
3rd-Sep-2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
You are so in your element when you write from Ron's PoV. I loved the build-up in the story and just really everything.:D
4th-Sep-2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
You should see my letters to my bank manager!!!

Totally Ron's POV.
3rd-Sep-2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
good to have you back
4th-Sep-2006 04:09 am (UTC)
your icon..it pwns.
3rd-Sep-2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
I have missed you and your happy stories. This was adorable, and your love of Clueless!Ron always shines through when you write him. *snuggleloves*
4th-Sep-2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
Happy endings guaranteed!!!

And, yes, I love him, so.
3rd-Sep-2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
I know I can't take all the credit, but giving Harry a normal life meant the world to me.
Ron is the best Best-Mate. And Ron, yes you CAN take the credit.

But taking care of Harry is, so I'd do my best, if he ever mentioned it.
One of your many strong points Ron.

But Harry wasn't prepared to hide, not after everything he'd done for the Wizarding World; they could just stuff their prejudice.
Yeah!!!!!!!! I love and respect Harry even more now.

"You don't have to tell me all the kinky details," he said, smiling wickedly. "But you can, if you like. Harry always was the chink in my straight armour. You, not so much."
*Perk?* I love this!

"Oh, who wouldn't fancy Harry?" he asked. "He's all noble and troubled and dark and gorgeous.
*sighs wistfully*

"Oh, for fuck's sake! No one is allowed to discuss my arse with Terry!"
I love the whole Terry Boot fancying Ron thing.

"Unless you volunteer to shag me in the middle of Diagon Alley and convince everyone I'm straight."
How VERY Ron.

"I've had this lecture before, Hermione," I interrupted. "He knows I am OK about him being gay."

"You are OK in abstract," she said firmly. "He hasn't brought any men home, to press the point. This is the first time you have been directly exposed to it, and you are not coping very well."

"Exposed?" I scoffed. "We're not talking a bloke in his boxers at the breakfast table, we are talking my mother thinking I am gay."

"And still loving you," she said.

Great message. Thank you!

"Yes, you are a couple. You adore each other, you do everything together, you don't let anyone come between you, Harry is as much a part of your family as Fleur is, they all accept him as your partner."
This entire scene is very touching.

Because he was my Harry, and you may as well ask me how I really felt about my right arm.

Or my heart, if you were being really, really sappy.

Because I couldn't separate him from me.

My heart hurts.

"No," he said firmly. "You are the most important thing in my life and I would die rather than fuck things up with you."
Noble Harry.

"I haven't met anyone I'd want to bring home."
He’s been there all along, hasn’t he Harry?

"It's the person; being with the person," I sighed. "Look, I'm not good with this stuff, but even I can see that if we did… together… it'd be the… closeness. Being that close to someone. A girl, or a… bloke. Harry, I'd be inside you."

His eyes flew open.

"Or… you inside me," I said. "I… I… don't know what I'm talking about."

"You inside me," he whispered.

This is SO beautiful.

GREAT story! Ron is perfectly IC. Its just as I see them in canon – Ron straight, except for loving Harry and Harry is gay.
4th-Sep-2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh, what a review!!!

"I haven't met anyone I'd want to bring home."
He’s been there all along, hasn’t he Harry?

yes, yes he has!

I rather liked "You inside me," he whispered....
3rd-Sep-2006 11:58 pm (UTC)
i am absolutly in LOVE with this! oh my god.. really... wow
4th-Sep-2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
4th-Sep-2006 12:04 am (UTC)
OMG! I loved this! Smart, witty, hilarious! All the snorting and grunting! Woot! Ron was perfectly Ron!

"No, wait, look. Seamus told us all that stuff to wind me up about Terry, of course I didn't fancy the idea. What use would I have for Terry's arse?"

"I'm not having this conversation," Harry muttered, closing his eyes and collapsing back against the couch.

4th-Sep-2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Ron can get very earnest when he explains things....
4th-Sep-2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Breathless. I am breathless.

I don't have the time or the where-with-all to leave you a proper review, but this was simply wonderful! Thank you.

4th-Sep-2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Any time, babe!
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