I don't know if anyone will be scrolling past... this morning a lovely ex-shipmate of ours realised that a few of their fics were posted on the copy of hprwfqf
that we created in a froth, back during, blimey, what was it called... Strikeoutgate?
I don't think anyone has ever used it, and it hasn't been updated in years, but there they all are.
Anyway, I deleted the fics that our lovely ex wanted removed - I can only assume that they are about to be nominated for a Nobel Prize - and I think it would probably be for the best if I delete the whole community over there.
So, check the tags at http://asylums.insanejournal.com/hprwfqf/tag/
and see if there is anything you'd miss (although they should all still be here on LJ, unless you have already deleted them) - or any lovely comments you want to copy - I think there are about five comments on the whole comm...
I'll give it until Halloween, which seems appropriate, and then I'll delete the comm.
Or, of course, leave a comment here if you want me to to delete your entries asap.
When I needed an idea for an H/R fic for a flister, my muse disappeared, so I raided the unused prompts here. Many thanks to the person who prompted with #69
(Ron wants to give Harry a better memory of Privet Drive).
I hope this is okay, mods, but since I got the prompt from one of your wonderful comm members, I thought I should post a link to the fic here. If this isn't okay, please just delete the post.Title:
Back to the CupboardAuthor: asnowyowlParing:
Harry is compelled to go back to Privet DriveRating/Warnings:
NC17—a bit of wanking and voyeurismWord Count:
Written for nolagal
's birthday. Sorry it's so late, hun. My muse wouldn't cooperate on a plot bunny, so I raided the unused prompts at hprwfqf
(so many, many thanks to the unknown prompter)"Back to the Cupboard"
Better late than never!Title:
A Thoughtful GiftAuthor: magicofisisRating:
Neville gives Harry and Ron an unusual plant with some aphrodisiac qualities.Summary:
If you want something done right, you’d best do it yourself.Warnings:
Language, sexual situations, mention of past Ron/HermioneWord Count:
Written for the hprwfqf
. Many thanks to two of my favorite beta readers, sheepybunbuns
. You guys rock!( A Thoughtful GiftCollapse )
- Music:You Can Have It All-Kaiser Chiefs-Employment
Title: Three Times Ron Weasley Tinkered with Harry’s Glasses and One Time Harry Caught Him
Rating: Naughty, really naughty
Challenge: Ron is obsessed with Harry’s glasses
Summary: Ron is obsessed with Harry’s glasses.
Warnings: Language, sexual situations, masturbation
Word Count: 2401
Notes: This story took an unexpected left turn into drama-land off of the comedy highway. Thanks and love to my awesome and lovely beta readers, aome
who always find my mistakes and make my stories so much better. Any remaining errors are mine alone. Dedicated to all us who wear glasses. We are sexy beasts! The first thing Ron Weasley noticed about the skinny kid with wild, black hair
Five Years LaterAuthor: slantedknittingRating:
82. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." The entire Wizarding World is waiting breathlessly to see who Harry will choose as his bride. But he has something a bit different in mind.Summary:
It's five years after the war and no one is married yet, or even in a happy relationship (except Neville...)Warnings:
mentioned Ron/Neville/Hannah, brief Harry/OC, past and problematic Ron/Hermione, past and slightly less problematic Harry/Ginny, mentioned Ginny/Dean and Neville/Hannah, slightly OOC Rita SkeeterNotes:
Thanks so much to triomakesmehot
for the beta. Also, this didn't quite go the direction I had originally planned and the nasty nekkid sex scene refused to be written. Honestly. Deepest apologies.( Five Years LaterCollapse )
: The Smallest ShiftAuthor
: PG-13 for languageChallenge
: (Both of them as Aurors) A dangerous mission leads to a very close miss for one of the boys. The other is so relieved they're both safe he kisses his mate without thinking about it.Summary
: When Ron acts on instinct, he thinks he's ruined the most important thing in his life.Warnings
: Intestines, as it gets a bit visceral – literally. Ron swears quite a lot.Notes
: Thank you to shocolate
for taking a look at this for me, and for providing supportive squee throughout.( The Smallest ShiftCollapse )
Title: Out to Depression
Author: Brumeux (brumeux77, firstname.lastname@example.org)
Rating: PG-13 for language and intense emotional content
Challenge: One of them gets a new friend and the other is so jealous he can’t see straight.
Summary: Harry has a great job, great friends, and finally a normal life. But depression can lead you to the wrong conclusions.
Warnings: Extreme angst. Especially for me who never writes angst. However, since it is me, angst cannot win in the end. Additionally, although there is a strong suggestion of a Ron/OMC pairing, no such relationship actually exists.
Notes: Many, many thanks to thrihyrne, koshweasley, and wolfiekins who gave not only comments and encouragement but crucial emotional support while I wrestled with the angstiest bits. And special thanks also to shocolate, who gave it a final look over for general ghastliness and horrifying Americanisms.( I wiped my streaming face.Collapse )
Title: The Platonic, Sane Level Author: gallantcorksRating: NC17 Challenge: Ron finds out he's gay and can't deal with it.
Summary: Ron realizes that although he loves Hermione, he doesn't like being with Hermione. What's worse, he realizes that he doesn't like Harry being with Blaise, either. Pairing: Ron/Harry (Also Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Harry) Warnings: Mentions of BDSM. Guysex. Some UST angst. A lot of clueless!Ron Words: 23,000
Author's Note: This is posted way too early, but I got obsessed with it. Now I just need to unload it so I can have a life again. Thanks topastiche_pen and jennyfly for beta duty. All remaining mistakes are mine.
The Platonic, Sane Level
Well, I'm finished far too early, but it is Harry Potter's birthday!
Title: Hand Me Downs
Pairing: Harry/Ron (plus Harry/Ginny and past Ron/Hermione)
Written for the hprwfqf
, where my claim was :- 54.Apparating without an invitation leads to trouble.
Also - Happy 29th Birthday Harry Potter!Hand Me Downs
OK, I'm impatient... but we have some cool prompts, and just six weeks until they go back to school, in which to rub him up against his boy...Welcome to the Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Fuh-Q-Fest Claiming Post!
Harry and Ron.
Could they love each other more?
Are you going to claim one of these nibbling bunnies, and knock something up in time for September 1st??
Read through the rules and the prompts, and comment with your chosen challenge...
I'll try and update the claims list, but have a squizz at the comments before you post, yeah?( Rules behind the cutCollapse )
Welcome to the Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Fuh-Q-Fest Prompts Post!
So, you've just seen Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry and Ron.
Could they love each other more?
Are bunnies already gnawing at your leg??
Can you just not cope until harryronbigbang
Then this is the place to rehome them - comment with as many bunnies as you want and the Claiming Post will go up on July 25th.
All fic and art will then be due on September 1st - 11:00am.
And this is a FQF - we don't expect 27,000 words of angst and plot, though you can, of course, be angsty and plotty if you want...
So.( Rules behind the cutCollapse )
Title: Muggle Culture Week: The Snow Storm
or Hysterical Hystorian
Rating: Pretty damn naughty
Challenge: 34.Snow troubles...snow day, blizzard, snowed in
Summary: Ron and Harry’s first day of Muggle cultural training as Aurors is complicated by London’s biggest snowfall in 18 years.
Warnings (if applicable): Sex, blow-job, swearing. They’re guys. *shrugs *
Notes: Written just in time for Ron Weasley’s 29th birthday and during a snow shower. I’m thinking this is begging to be continued…Muggle Culture Week: The Snow Storm
OK, today is Ron's birthday, and the official closing date of the hprwfqf
, but that is not how we work.
No 'extensions' necessary.
No Harry/Ron fic left behind!!
It is never too late to post... naming no names, but a late fic once turned up after the next wave had been launched... it is all about teh Harry/Ron...
NEVER abandon a fic... post it here as soon (or as late) as it is finished.
Title: All-Seeing Eye
Pairing: Harry/Ron, mention of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Lavender, just like in the books, because they're canon.
Written for the 2008 hprwfqf
, where my claim was : For Harry, Ron is willing to try anything once.
Also, the fest was cleverly and subtly timed to end on March 1st so we can all wallow in the Ron-love.
Look at him!
Isn't he gorgeous at 29?? Is he starting to fret about turning 30?
Oh, look, and Rose and Hugo have toddled in with burnt breakfast in bed!
And Hermione has Petrificus Totalised
them and Wingardium Leviosaed
them back to bed… what? No? What's the point of being a witch if you can't safely and humanely petrify your children while you lick icing off your husband?
Happy birthday, you beautiful, loyal, brave, lazy, beautiful man.All-Seeing Eye
Challenge: Harry and Ron as Aurors. They are on a long term stake out in a remote location. Boredom leads to minds and hands a wandering.
Rating: PG-13 or R I still don't get these warnings. They still have their pants on.
Warnings (if applicable): Not unless you're allergic to trees.
Notes: Look ma, no hands! I mean lines. Painted without outlines and all on one layer. I'm still not entirely happy with how they fit in to the landscape. Not sure how to make them fit better though.Here's the link
a Little Manual LaborAuthor: earth_dragonRating:
NC-17Challenge: 37: Harry and Ron in the snow, or in autumn leaves, or in a sunlit meadow, or all three.Summary:
Ron doesn't mind a little manual labor.Warnings (if applicable):
Blow jobs, banter, and billowing leaves.Notes: knic26
is all kinds of awesome. thanks so much for the beta, honey. BSH!!!follow the fake cut to my journal
Title: Molly's Kitchen
Challenge: Harry and Ron attempt to make Hermione a birthday cake.
Summary: The things that happen in Molly's kitchen displease her... greatly.
Warnings: Weasleycest, as there's a mention of Percy/Charlie in the past. Sexual content.
Notes: Thank you nolagal
for the very quick, very helpful beta! Any mistakes remaining are mine. While this is a Harry/Ron story, Molly stole the show. She's a mother, it's her right… or so she tells me.( Molly's KitchenCollapse )
Glimpses of ChristmasPairing:
Harry/Ron, mentioning of Ron/Hermione and Harry/GinnyRating:
NC17Author: vanseedeeChallenge: #44
. (see below)Summary:
Ten Christmases at the Burrow through Harry's eyes.Warnings:
Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, angstNotes:
10 drabbles, written for hprwfqf
. and miles to go before I sleep
Title: "Cooking Lessons"
Beta: The fabulous Cat!
Word Count: 3,763
Challenge: #27. "Cooking lessons don't go as planned."
Summary: Uhhhhh... Cooking lessons don't go as planned...
Notes: This is a new installment for my "Little Burrow" universe.( Cooking LessonsCollapse )
Title: You Lift Me Up
Challenge: hprwfqf #48
Harry and Ron can't help themselves when they get trapped in a lift at the Ministry.
Warnings: All dialogue
Word count: just over the 1000 word minimum
Beta thanks to brumeux77
for taking a quick look at this.
Summary: People have the oddest conversations when stuck in a lift.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You Lift Me Up on my Insane Journal
We're half way through the wave's writing period, and we've already had stuff posted and both participants gave me a small modgasm by tagging their posts!
Yes, you get your very own tag, over here at hprwfqf
, so you can easily find all your contributions, over the many voyages of our ship...
Remember, you can post any time up until March 1st - and, let's be honest, any time after.
I just want to cause Harry/Ron - the date is just to help you focus, and to write for the birthday boy.
So, I hope your fic is going well - don't forget you can post it on your LJ and just link to us, here.
Also, don't forget it is never too late to claim
Maybe while you're stressing over your sign up to the weasley_fest
, tomorrow, you can come here and claim a little something to inspire you... you know that Harry/Ron rimming!bunny isn't gonna leave you alone, and you'll never manage the Charlie/Viktor restoring Eastern European monarchies epic your recipient asks for until you get it out of your system...
Title: "Thank Merlin for Hershey's Kisses"
Challenge: 55.Ron tries a Muggle chocolate kiss and is disappointed when it doesn't get him kissed
Summary: Someone gave Ron the wrong idea about chocolate Kisses
Warnings: None really
Notes: Beta’d by bk7brokemybrain
Thanks, J, you’re invaluable as always! I didn’t stick as closely as maybe I should have to the prompt, but I hope the prompter (and everyone else) likes it anyway.