Welcome to the Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Fuh-Q-Fest Claiming Post!
Harry and Ron.
Could they love each other more?
Are you going to claim one of these nibbling bunnies, and knock something up in time for September 1st??
Read through the rules and the prompts, and comment with your chosen challenge...
I'll try and update the claims list, but have a squizz at the comments before you post, yeah?
The Rules are very basic :
0. You don't have to achieve anal penetration… just as much Harry/Ron love as you can.
1. Challenges can be claimed once for fic and once for art.
2. Please have all fics beta read before submitting them.
3. All Fics and Artwork are due by 1st September 2009 – but welcomed earlier.
4. This fest is all about dolloping the Harry/Ron around LJ - and there is no element of reveal, at the end - so feel free to post your entry on your own journal and just link to it from here, if you need all your comments in one place - pimp it wherever you want - just mention that it was for the hprwfqf.
5. Please use the following templates when posting fic or art:
Warnings (if applicable):
(Then place the fic itself behind a cut tag.)
Warnings (if applicable):
(Then place the art itself behind a cut tag or an offsite link. You must make your own arrangements for image hosting.)
Posts that do not use the template will be deleted. You may repost using the template.
6. Stories and art must be rated. All ratings are accepted from G to NC-17. Not everyone has the same taste so please warn for things that you think may be objectionable to some readers. This very, very much includes warning for Harry and/or Ron being in even a temporary relationship with anyone else - even Trio, not everyone can read Harry touching Hermione - and ABSOLUTELY includes warning for Scorpius Malfoy amusingly touching any of Harry and/or Ron's children, should you be writing that far in the future.
I am serious. Rose/Scorpius or Harry/Hermione is as warnable for as necrophilia.
7. Other characters are allowed but fics and art are to be predominantly Harry/Ron.
8. Fics must be at least 1000 words; there are no maximums.
9. You must have a bloody good reason if you kill Ron.
10. Have fun!
1.It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
2.Ron has a bizarre magical accident, the result of which is that one eye winds up tied behind his head somehow. I mean, it's fixable and all, but looking at everything all backwards and upside down with one eye (but normally with the other) for the several hours in the waiting room it takes for St. Mungo's to get to him has some lasting consequences - One is that he develops a nasty case of motion sickness that makes it difficult for him to use the various means of magical transport and he certainly can't fly on his own for a while. Another is that with the upside down and backwards eye behind him, he sees how much time Harry spends watching him. Though it takes a while for him to notice this because, you know, upside down and backwards - Upshot: he needs Harry to help him fly, and realizes his previously unacknowledged feelings may be acknowledgeable and also returned.
3.Sometimes Harry will wake up early after a late night and make like he's going to get up, but then fall back to sleep with pale white winter light coming in the window, tousled and warm in his blankets, the newspaper he was going to read abandoned beside him - One of Ron's favourite things about sharing a room with him is waking up to this sight.
4.Harry and Ron get addicted to hugging each other. [claimed by hey_rupert for art]
5.(Both of them as Aurors) A dangerous mission leads to a very close miss for one of the boys. The other is so relieved they're both safe he kisses his mate without thinking about it. [claimed by emmacmf]
6.Neville gives the boys an unusual plant he has grown as a flat warming/house-warming present. It turns out to have aphrodisiac qualities/pheromones/does something magical to them to make them want to shag. However, the effect builds up gradually so they don't realise what is happening at first. [claimed by magicofisis]
7.A drunken confession or kiss. [claimed by autumn_veela for art]
8.Harry thought going jogging/flying/working out with Ron would be a good way to keep fit. He forgot this meant he would have to watch him sweating and panting and flexing his muscles and . . .
9.The boys go on holiday after much nagging by Hermione to take time off. Worst. Idea. Ever. Everything goes wrong that can go wrong and they all fall out.
Ron always thought working with Harry would be great. How wrong can one person be?
10.Harry is obsessed with Ron's arse. [claimed by plotbunniofdoom]
11.Ron is obsessed with Harry's glasses. [claimed by abigail89]
12.One of them gets a new friend and the other is so jealous he can't see straight. [claimed by brumeux77]
13.It was the lazy Sunday mornings they spent together that made them realise how they felt. [claimed by thepsychicclam]
14.Caught out in a thunderstorm. [claimed by napchic for art]
15.Harry and Ron running a Junior Auror/Summer Camp for DADA/Dumbledore's Army type program for kids.
16.Harry and Ron raising Teddy Lupin together.
17.Harry and Ron with kids. (I would love to see how someone could have them together for the entire 19 years post DH and still have it be epilogue compliant. Hermione and Ginny as surrogates for example)
18.Harry and Ron trying to get some alone time at the burrow during a family event. The more crazy interruptions the better. [claimed by jeezjenna]
19.Post-Epilogue, Albus and Hugo decide their fathers are in love and always have been and decide to do everything to get them together. After much denial, Harry and Ron admit they're right. (can be post-divorce or not)
20.George is having a hard time dealing after the war and Ron thinks Harry can help and then gets insanely jealous when he does.
21.Charlie is home for some reason (holiday, wedding, birth) and keeps flirting with newly-single Harry. Ron in total denial until he thinks Harry might (or does) actually shag Charlie.
22.Ron reads in a magazine that many gay couples aren't monogamous and decides he and Harry should have a threesome and it goes completely wrong.
23.Harry goes to therapy (at Hermione's insistence) to deal with the war. The therapist is insane enough to make Luna look rational and down to earth but the part about being in love with his best mate hits a little too close to home. [claimed by ayane_tsurugi]
24.Harry and Ron try to live in separate flats or even just bedrooms, but they keep making excuses to stay in the same room, then the same bed. Nightmares and hurt/comfort for both of them but also some silliness with the excuses. [claimed by alex_shines_on]
25.Ron wants to give Harry a family and enlists the Weasleys help on coming up with ways to bring a child into their relationship, without discussing this with Harry first. Harry doesn't think he can be a good father, even though he's fabulous with teddy and the nieces and nephews (Open on how the child comes to be in the end--mpreg, surrogate, adoption, etc)
26.Dean needs models for his new art gallery. He talks (or tricks) Ron into posing and Harry is obsessed with the painting.
27.Ron becomes fixated on a Cannons player. Really badly. Harry gets moody and starts to wonder if Ron has a thing for celebrities. [claimed by shes_gone}
28.Harry and Ron go to visit Charlie in Romania. Ron and Charlie Polyjuice into each other for a lark. Secrets are revealed. Bonus if Charlie has a thing for Harry and mischief ensues while he is Polyjuiced as Ron. [claimed by bieknedeblaaner]
29.Harry and Ron announce they are together, but some of Weasleys are steadfastly against it because they don't like that Harry went from Ginny to Ron.
30. Doesn't matter which is Harry and which is Ron : Boy 1, having fallen deeply in love/lust with Boy 2 but afraid to express it, buys subscription in Boy 2's name to a gay wizarding porn magazine to draw him out of the closet Boy 1 hopes he's in.
31. Harry and Ron are both in the running for the same Hogwarts teaching position.
32. Ron finds out he's gay and can't deal with it. He goes to therapy. [claimed by gallantcorks]
33. Harry and Ron have a fight. No one knows what it's about--except Ginny Weasley. And then out of the blue, Harry starts dating Ginny again... when he'd said he no longer had feelings for her.
34.Hogwarts fic. Harry and Ron are on a class trip in the Forbidden Forest. It's fall, leaves are falling from the trees, it's starting to get cold, they have to wear scarves. Harry notices that Ron matches fall so perfectly. He tries to explain it to Ron who gets confused and it becomes awkward. Harry gets frustrated and wants to break the tension by making Ron trip over his feet, and Ron takes revenge, and it goes back and forth until they start play wrestling which ends up in a first time snog. [claimed by tinnuros]
35.It's just after summer and Harry and Ron meet first time after moths. Ron has spent the summer with Charlie and Harry suddenly realizes he's attracted to Ron.
36.Harry, Ron and Hermione are doing homework. Ron and Harry are bored. At one point they start play wrestling and end up snogging. They like it so much that they become oblivious with Hermione and Hermione really likes watching it. It would be interesting to read it from hermione's pov.
37.Harry tries out a spell on Ron which goes horribly wrong, but the fic ends up with them snogging :)
37a.Harry and Ron, who have been dancing around the topic for like five years or something, are just embarking on a Relationship when some sort of tragic accident causes Ron to totally lose memories of why he loves Harry.
No, wait, don't panic; you get to fix them - Ron still knows who Harry is and still basically likes him well enough, just he can't quite remember loving him and thinks the whole idea is sort of off; it's as though all their adventures and misadventures together are abstract for him. The healers think the memories are still in there but are detached or something, and Ron swears he doesn't have them - Harry's a little beside himself because okay, maybe what they have isn't really supposed to be happening, or isn't strong enough or something, but then it occurs to him that wait, he's a wizard, and they can show people memories. So now he has to pick out of his own mind--and maybe other people's--memories that go all the way back to the beginning (important moments between them, all the way back to sharing snacks on the train and life-size chess and stuff) of how they came to be together and try to wake up the missing bits - Needless to say, the outcome should be that this effort works.
And, being thrifty and I’m sure Molly would approve – these prompts were never claimed in the last wave – you never know – inspiration may strike…
38.Something incredibly kinky (left up to the author's discretion) as we don't get to see much of that in this ship.
39.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with...himself? 2 Rons + 1 Harry = well you get the picture.
40.Harry walks in on Ron having sex with someone who looks exactly like Harry only to discover that it IS Harry.
41.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfil the others fantasy while failing miserably.
42.Either Harry or Ron trying to fulfil the others fantasy and being successful.
43.Ron hides under Harry's desk at work to ...surprise him. Unfortunately Harry has a meeting. Not that Ron really cares.
44.Ron tries to introduce chocolate syrup (or some other such thing) into the bedroom only to find out that it was one of the twins' (unfinished?) creations.
45.One forgets an important date and has to make it up to the other.
46.Harry and Ron (as Aurors?) have to go undercover in Muggle society
47.When cleaning out Grimmauld Place old magic is released
48.While overseas Harry and Ron find out that the local magical community has some strange customs.
49.Sometimes there's only one way to cure a curse. [claimed by triomakesmehot]
50.Ron said he'd follow Harry anywhere. And he meant it.
51.Defence is not the only thing Harry is good at teaching
52.Ron finds something while trying to use a computer.
53.It really is a bad idea to leave Polyjuice lying around
54.Apparating without an invitation leads to trouble. [claimed by shocolate]
55.Finding a birthday gift for the other
56.Picnicking at the lake (possibly resulting in an unexpected water fight)
57.Their first Christmas together
58.One of them breaks a present the other gave them
59.Something to do with sushi all over a naked body
60.One of them is stressed because of work, tender loving care ensues
61.One of them finds a lucky charm that gives him back luck
62.Ron becomes a famous Quidditch player and neglects his family and friends (even Harry). Harry has to make him see sense and it turns out he has a reason for avoiding everyone - he's in love with Harry.
63.Harry and Ron as Aurors. They're following a suspect back to his home. On his way the bad guy stops in at a cinema and watches a film with a rather explicit gay sex scene.
64.The weather is wet and cold and miserable and Ron is fed up. Harry tries to cheer him up.
65.Harry enjoys the happy look on Ron's face when he cooks for him so much that he ends up making him lots of unhealthy (yet delicious) meals. Ron gets teased for putting on weight but Harry just thinks there is more of him to love. KINKY SEX INVOLVING FOOD FOLLOWS.
66.Harry and Ron move into their new place and it turns out there is a wizarding tradition that says you must have sex in every room of a new home.
67.Epilogue era Harry and Ron start to spend more time together now the kids are at Hogwarts.
68.Harry and Ron keep getting caught having sex by various people.
69.Harry has to go back to Privet Drive for some reason and Ron insists on accompanying him. He decides to give Harry a new memory to associate with his old room/cupboard under the stairs.
70.Something kinky involving food.
71.Coitus interruptus! Our boys get caught/interrupted in the middle of things
72.It's their first time, and Ron wants everything to be perfect; Harry just wants Ron
73.Harry knows that Ron is not dead
74.Ron has big hands
75.Harry dreams that he got Ron killed, and when he wakes up, Ron isn't there
76.Ron arrives at their flat to a strange woman, no Harry and an open box of sweets
77.Harry or Ron as a Satyriasis (the male equivalent to a nymphomaniac).
78.Attempted sex while flying on a broomstick.
79.A magical toy box.
80.Harry and Ron as professors in Hogwarts trying to find a place to spend some quality time together but always getting caught/interrupted.
81.Harry falls asleep single and straight, but wakes up married to his best mate. [claimed by cephalopinguin]
82."It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." The entire Wizarding World is waiting breathlessly to see who Harry will choose as his bride. But he has something a bit different in mind. [clsimed by slantedknitting]
83.Who knew that drinking a simple cup of tea could be so sexy?
84.Ron catches Harry with a gay wizarding sex manual.